How to

Fuck Normal

Normal is the most offensive word in the english language.

Calling someone normal is the dirtiest word I can think of.

Requesting someone to be normal is unforgiveable.

What is normal?

Normal is:

  • Woolworths
  • Channel 9
  • Checking Facebook 5 times a day
  • Facebook itself. (If your friends don’t call you because you aren’t on Facebook. They aren’t your friends.)
  • Soft Drinks
  • Pizza Hut
  • Tooheys New
  • Rent
  • Credit card debt
  • Corn flakes
  • Sydney
  • Hangovers
  • Big tv and small business book library (Big Tv, Small Business.)
  • Computer games
  • RedTube
  • Public schools
  • Medicare
  • Public hospitals
  • PAYG
  • 2 holidays a year
  • Frequent flyer points
  • Economy seating
  • Foxtel
  • NRL
  • Disney
  • Fitness first
  • Christmas presents
  • Fly spray
  • Washing detergent
  • Petrol prices
  • The current big tv series
  • Tourist traps
  • Souvenirs
  • McDonalds
  • Mars bars

That is not want you want to choose.

Choose “Different”.

You don’t want to be stuck in a rut and repeat the same things over and over again. Move forward and open up your life to new things, consider these past things as done:

  • Get drunk in your 20s because its fun
  • Do it still to have fun in your 30s because its easy and helps you forget your dreams.
  • Play Computer games to escape your fears and dreams.
  • Take the easy route.
  • Dream about the future but just piss it away everyday
  • Tell yourself can’ts when really you are just making other choices and you can.
  • Forget what you chose in your life and put the blame on everything and everyone else but yourself.
  • Choose normal and compromise your dreams and emotions so that you are ok with it.

There is another option.

Choose the life you want. Never compromise and never forget until you get it. Persist against all resistance until you get it, then grab on to it with all of your energy and life and never let go. Its not easy and other people are going to pull you back down to where you were, but that is the path to not being “Normal”. That is the path to greatness, so that you can look back in 25 years time and go, I made a Great choice in not going down that path.


The Most Beautiful Question Ever

One night, you are out driving in a remote area that is far from the city.  Its an extremely cold and stormy night, with rain and hail coming down.  You pass a bus-stop in the middle of nowhere and notice that there are 3 people huddled together, sheltering under it.  You can only pick 1 of them up in your car, as it is a2 seater.  The region is so remote that calling for help would be futile. The question is…which of the following 3 people would you pick up?

The first person is the love of your life.  If you leave them there, then you are guaranteed to lose your soul-mate and never find true romantic happiness. The second person is a 40-something year old lady who you do not know.  She is bleeding to death, and unless you pick her up – she will surely die (The area is too remote to call an ambulance).The third person is your best friend.  He has saved your life in the past and this could be your one chance to pay him back.

So who do you pick up and Why?

Put your answer in the comments below.